Speeze

Last week I was sick. Not like really sick, hurt the baby, sick. Just like cuh-cuh, achew! sick.

No problem, I can go to work, right? Its just a little cough. So there I am, sporting my birkenstocks with socks, because I can, because I'm sick. All of a sudden, I feel a sneeze coming on. Awesome, closest thing I've had to having sex in a while, so I nurse it out.

Except that's not the only thing that came out.

I speezed.