3.08.2009

MarkGetSetGo

Today I made a bet with my friend. He is trying to lose weight, and I am trying to carry my first and only pregnancy to term at the age of 41. He weighs 210 lbs. I weigh 140 lbs.

Never in my life did I think I would bet someone that I could GAIN 35 lbs. But here's our bet: first one to 175 wins. Of course, I'm one visit to crispy cream per day away from skooling him either way, but I've agreed to play fair. Only baby weight counts and he's not allowed any amputations.

Of course, thanks to the fact that I've already stopped using my abs so that I don't hurt the baby, I already look 4 months pregnant. 175 here I come.

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