Whoopie Pie

Dear New York Times,

I am flattered and delighted that you read my blog (!) ... and decided to write a whole article on Whoopie Pies!

What you fail to mention is that the Whoopie Pie sensation has very much to do with the baby boom of 2009. More women are getting pregnant and craving Whoopie Pies for 210 days/year instead of 24-36 days/year. Its simple math.

If you wanted to prove it, you could measure the girth of all of our fat asses, divide it by the number of Whoppie Pies purchased, and have all the proof you need. There would be direct correlation between the birth rate increase, and the Whoopie Pie sales eruption.

Yours Fatly,
Dr. Milf, WP.D.